2005 Hummer H2 - Jack Hummer

This looks like a 2005 Hummer H2. Check out the other pictures and you'll see something that appears to be a JackHammer subwoofer, plus other stuff that could be crossover boxes set into each of the doors. Don't be fooled. This is really the next generation Mars Rover and the "subwoofer" is actually a matter/anti-matter fusion reactor. And those boxes? Plasma relays. How else could you explain the other-worldly nature of this vehicle?

Forget Roswell. If anything seems to have come from another planet, it has to be Tom Kamerer's H2. When we asked where this machine was built, his answer was "a secret location in Maryland." Area 52, right? Or perhaps there's a more down-to-earth explanation like that Tom Bostic of Tommy Built fame carried out this conversion. The MTX audio components and silver and metallic red color scheme all point in his direction. And whoever heard of a spacecraft costing as little as $50,000? Plus, of course, the original cost of the Hummer.

Yes, the rational theory is correct. Kamerer said he approached Bostic because, "I want a badass system and I want to win shows." So the whole truck was built around the MTX JackHammer, a 369-pound monster of a subwoofer that Bostic says is "the biggest, baddest thing out there." Amen to that.

Subs
The JackHammer moves those low, low frequencies like they were confetti. Even at modest volumes, it's too much for a drive to the grocery store. Set in a tailor-made rollcage and fabricated from 1.75" 134 mild steel tubing, two 10" MTX 8500 subs were put in for day-to-day use, leaving the JackHammer for special occasions. This apparatus also houses six MTX Audio Thunder Series amplifiers.

Amps
Two TA92001 amps run the JackHammer. Each 8500 sub gets a TA7402 to itself, while two remaining TA7402s run the 3-way speakers and tweeters in the front and rear quarters. At 8,400 watts, the total wattage compares to standing next to the space shuttle at liftoff.

Forget about putting luggage in the rear cargo area. Each rear side glass has a 15-inch monitor, with the rear headrests getting 7-inch VizuaLogic screens, another camera and a custom panel to light up a Fox 360 logo. An MTX logo is also hidden in the rear glass.

Eye candy comes in the form...        read full caption Eye candy comes in the form of two Power Acoustik DVD players, which share space under the rear seats with an Xbox 360 and two PAC video amplifiers. The dash sports a DVD and navigation screen (for the Kenwood navigation system), which also doubles as a monitor for the reversing camera.	In the back of each front...        read full caption In the back of each front headrest is a 7-inch VizuaLogic monitor with its own DVD player, while the passenger compartment rollcage bears two more 7-inch raw monitors affixed to custom swivel housings.	Like most of the vehicle,...        read full caption Like most of the vehicle, the front doors received the HushMat treatment, with fiberglass enclosures built to take the MTX Audio Thunder Axe 3-way setup of 6" and 5" speakers with a 25mm soft-dome tweeter. The crossover boxes were surface-mounted, making them more accessible for tuning. They were also loaded in the back with Varad red LEDs for some extra afterdark ambience. Stainless steel hardware was used throughout. The rear doors were treated similarly to the front, except they got 5.25" speakers due to their size and construction.